Sardar 1“ Is Harbhajan Singh male or female?

Sardar 2“ female

Sardar 1 “ how?

Sardar 2 “ just now commentator told  a wonderful  delivery by Harbhajan

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Sardar to Doctor : I have sever loose motion and am  not able to stop it.

Doctor : Did u try lemon?

Sardar : Yes, but when I remove it. IT STARTS AGAIN¦.!

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An American, Japanese and sardar went out 4 dinner.

There was a beep from some where..

the American hit his arm down and said  thats my pager, I have a chip under my skin

Later a phone rang the Japanese lifted his palm 2 his ear and said dats my mobile phone, I Have a microchip in my hand

So Mr.Sardar decided to do something impressive. He went to toilet and returns with a Piece of ˜Toilet Paper hanging from his butt.

He said Am getting a fax

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator

and asks the other to check whether its working, he

puts his head out and says

YES¦NO¦YES¦NO¦YES¦NO¦

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts

its 1 leg, and says, “go”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “go”, it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “Go” Finally he

wrote the conclusion If  all the legs of a cockroach are cut  it

Can’t hear

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A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girl friend.

While driving he kept his hand on her thighs. She smiled and said , You can go further

He drove to Chandigarh

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Teacher : 5 + 5 how much?

Sardar started counting fingers. Teacher shouted: no

counting fingers.

Sardar put fingers in pant pockets and counted inside

and shouted 5 + 5 = 11

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay

˜FRIEND, but in the exam the essay which came was

FATHER . he replaced friend with father in the essay

and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF

FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY

TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with

DIFFICULTY.

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Amitab in KBC asked a sardar: In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.